In our time, English is considered a global language for business/official communication, across various continents & countries.
English not being the native language for many countries, the localised English on several instances can be perceived quite hilarious.
I am sure many of us come across such funny instances in your normal daily lives & they bring us a smile & gives a momentary break to the monotony.
I have captured some of these JUST FOR LAUGHS - GLOBAL ENGLISH LOCALISED :-) with my camera. Spreading these Smiles with all of you, through my blogpost......
Requesting you to share your captured moments of Global English Localised, @ abhishek.pharmacist@gmail.com , it will be published with your credit. Let's jointly spread the Smiles :)
#1 How does one Slip carefully? ;) |
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#2 How about Cold Tips? ;) |
#3 What's in a Name? :) |
#4 Not a Child's Play ;) |
#5 Consequences pays ;) |
#6 Whatever it means! |
#7 Telegraphic message, why bother of grammar ;) |
#8 Linking the Links ;) |
#9 Naval Officer's Navel ;) |
#10 No Moves please! |
#11 Rolling Down |
#12 Rolling Up |
#14 Wish you a Careful Slip ;) |
#15 How about the Backward << |
#17 How about some Rude Tips? :) |
#18 Every action has an equal an opposite reaction |
#19 Temporarily Out of Service! |
#20 Emergency! Don't waste time in reading :) |
#21 Securing the Valuables ;) |
#22 Let's have food...why waste time! |
#23 Early education |
#24 Don't Point Fingers! |
#25 Use your own Imagination :) |
#26 The curious case of missing F |
#27 Alphabet V shown the Door! |
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#28 Heights of Free Gifts! |
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#29 Photo finish |
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#30 Shaheed - Martyr (literally) |
#32 The curious case of missing alphabets
#33 Butter Ki #@!**
#34 Lemon se Lemen Tak...
#35 Tea for Mam, while playing Cards?
#36 Da Vinci Code
#37 Tailoring Innovation :)
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#38 English Scholar?
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#39 Launch pad!
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#40 Da Vinci Code :)
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#41 Phonetically it is still right :)
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#42 Yes, next time I will Visit again
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#43 Chemical locha!
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#44 Give us a break please! :-)
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#45 Congrations students!
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#46 Indeed Lovely!
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#47 Vanishing act of the Stobre :)
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#48 It happens only in India
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#49 Tiger Mom version 2
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#50 Oops! no comments :)
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#51 Time machine restaurant :)
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#52 Chai pe charcha :)
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#53 Animal rights activists, on their way :)
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#54 Indeed Royal!
#38 to #54 - shared by Sagar Kalantre
#55 Time management ;)
#56 Suspense till the very end
#57 Farm Fresh ;)
#58 * Star studded *
#59 Right!
#60 What's in a name!
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#61 Flushed away |
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#62 Identity crisis |